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New Zealand Tablet, Volume V, Issue 249, 8 February 1878, Page 8

WAE! WAR! I WAR!!! _ GRAND SUCCESS. THOUSANDS KILLED. THOUSANDS WOUNDED. TERRIBLE SLAUGHTER. TERRIFIC MURDER. WHERE? WHY! AT PROFESSOR. GUSSCOTi'S THE BENOWNED P AMERICAN HERBALIST AND CHIROPODIST, Who. for the benefit of Suffering Humanity has his Laboratory in George-street, Dunedin. WHERE HE MURDERS AND SLAUGHTERS— NOT MAN AND WOMAN— But Fevers, Rheumatism, Gravel, Gout, Neuralgia— in fact all other complaints known to Suffering Humanity, HIS KING OF PAIN. Is warranted to cure Headache, Toothache, Colic, Cramps, Neuralgia, Spinal Affections, Sore and Weak Eyes. Rheumatism, Coughs and Colds, Sprains, Fever and Ague, Deafness, Piles, Catarrah in the Head, Pains in the Breast and Side, Stiff Neck, Swollen Joints, Contracted Cords and Muscles, Lame and Weak Back, &c., and for speedy and permanent cure of the most hopeless casses of Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Chills and Fever, Disordered Digestion, General Debility, and many other diseases caused by vitiated bile being taken up in the circulation and distributed with blood through various parts of the body, for the want of a proper remedy to regulate the Liver. The Liver is the lever, the propeller of our health, the regulator of the human system, the main-spring of our body, by which all the organs of our stomach are regulated and kept in active motion. The further office of the Liver is to compare and secrete the bile, serve as a strainer or filterer of the blood, seperate all impurities therefrom, and to refine it and make it pure, rich and healthy. How indispensably necessary then, for the good of our health, that our Liver should always be in good working condition, that we may always have pure healthy blood. If the Liver should be inactive or in any way diseased, our whole system is made to suffer severely ; our Mental, Physical, and Nervous Powers become weakened and sick, because of the blood not being purified and made healthy, which brings upon us Paralysis, Dropsy, and many other disagreeable and gloomy feelings ; the skin and. eyes will assume a dark and yellow appearance, the kidneys refuse to do part of the work, the urine becomes coloured, and forms a thick dnst sidiment after standing a while. Thus you will learn how it is, and what it is that makes us sick, breaks down our health, destroys our happiness, debilitates our body, weakens our nerves, and worries the brain, any brings upon us all kinds of fevers, causes the body to suffer with aches and pains. PROFESSOR GUSSCOTT'S KING OF PAIN is a Perfect Cure for Rheumatism. IMPORTANT DISCOVERY ! ! GREAT VICTORY ! His Treatment is solely American Herbs. PROFESSOR GUSSCOTT, Herbalist, Chiropodist, and Curer of diseases in general, begs to inform the residents of Dunedin, that he possesses the secret of a Great Discovery which has enabled him to obtain Signal Victories over the greatest enemies of man. Philosophers are agreed that nature is pregnant with secrets, which if known, would CURE LIFE OF ALL ITS ILLS. Disease is a prolific parent of ills, — a " monster" which has more than matched the learning and skill of centuries. Doctors have claimed the exclusive right to deal with diseases, and they have so conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Bonaparte summed up the results of their skill as INIMICAL TO. MANKIND, and as a rule carefully avoided both Doctors and their Drugs. The imperious Corsican, howeil^^ could only speak from the past and from what he observed. He haa no idea that in the fulness of time there would arise one, PROFESSOR GUSSCOTT, whose skill so omnipotent in curing disease would be the wonder of his age. The Professor, after years of research, in which Nature's repository was ransacked, at length discovered the KING OF PAIN, and the secret of destroying those monsters which make " wretcbad" so many of his race. "Armed with the darts of Science, dipped in Herbal Juices, the Professor, like the chivalrous knight of .feudal times, enters the arena where the monsters of disease love to revel — and now behold him 1 See the serenity with which confidence invests him 1 There, feasting on its victims — whose sufferings are heliish — is Dyspepsia and its loathsome brood, whose name is legion. There is Fever, breathing it fiery blast through the veins of the helpless babe. There Consumption, like the fabled vulture of the ancients is eating out the vital organs of its victim, while, with deceitful breath it promises him life. There is Cholera, fastened on the strong and robust, cramping them in its convulsive agonies. To be had from all respectable Druggists, Chemists, and Medicine Dealers. Sold Wholesale and ReUil. Address — Professor Gusscott (late of Brisbane) George Street, Dunodin, next Messrs Henderson and Fergus's Monumental Works.