BREAKING IT GENTLY.

New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XIX, Issue 1083, 8 December 1910, Page 23

BREAKING IT GENTLY.

“Oi’ve bin inshulted! Oi’ve been shnubbed, ah’ begorra Oi’m blest if ever Oi’ll work for me implhoyer agin! ” Thus Murphy on Friday night.

“But ’ phwy?” inquired his - better half. “.Phwat are ye afther bein’ inshulted by your employer about?” “Sure,” returned Murphy, irately, “ ’tis on account av a remark that he made t’ me. Begorra, as I said before, Oi’ll niver work for the spalpeen again!” “But phwat did he say? Phwat did he say?” pressed Mrs Murphy. “Phwat did he say?” roared Murphy. “Phwat did he say?” “Pat,” sez he, “Pat, yer sacked!”