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New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, 10 November 1910, Page 23

HE WOULDN’T BE MISSED. Office Boy: “I want to go to my grandmothers funeial.” Employer: “I can’t let you go, and I don’t think you will be missed, anyway, as the last time she had a funeral there were 30,00 0 people there.” A SECOND SOLOMON. Two brotheis inherited a farm and quarrelled violently as to :ts division. Now, there lived in their village a certain shrewd and wise old man, noted for the soundness of his advice. Him the brothers determined to appoint arbitrator —whatever he said they would abide by. They laid the matter before him. For a long while he thought, then delivered judgment. “You,” said he, pointing to the elder, ■'shall divide the farm as you think best. And you,” he continued, pointing to the younger, “shall have the first choice.” TOOK IT TO HERSELF. t lie tram was almost crowded, and the poor ..mother was gently tossing the baby up and down in her arms in a vain endeavour to stop its crying. As the car slowed down at the stopping-place the conductor looked in at the door and shouted: ‘ George’s Cross.” “Yes; and perhaps if you were cutting your teeth you’d be cross, too,” the lady with the baby replied, sharply.

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