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“KEEP OFF THE GRASS.”

A teacher in a big elementary school had given a lesson in an infants’ class on the ten commandments. In order to test their memories she asked, “ Can any little child give me a commandment with only four words in it?” A hand was raised immediately. “Well?” said the teacher. “Keep off the grass,” was the reply.

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New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVIII, Issue 1046, 24 March 1910, Page 22

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“KEEP OFF THE GRASS.” New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVIII, Issue 1046, 24 March 1910, Page 22

“KEEP OFF THE GRASS.” New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVIII, Issue 1046, 24 March 1910, Page 22