TWO BULLS.

New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVIII, Issue 1046, 24 March 1910, Page 22

TWO BULLS.

T. P. O’Connor, the witty Irish Parliamentarian, says:-— “ The bull isn’t confined to Ireland. It was an Englishman, you know, an English judge, who, being told by a tramp that he was unmarried, replied, “Well, that’s a good thing for your wife.” “ And it was a French soldier who, sleeping in his tent with a stone jar for a pillow, replied, on being asked if the jar wasn’t hard, ‘Oh, no; I’ve stuffed it, you see, with hay.’ ”