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New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVIII, Issue 1036, 13 January 1910, Page 23

NEW ZEALAND HOTEL DIRECTORY.-— patmomibbd by xouiicur, cyoubts, kotozuti, KPOBvncnr, commbboxab tmavzliiz*. ▲BB TXB TXBATBXOAJb PBOFMEIO*.

NO CREDIT It’s a thankless world,” she murmured. “It is,” he sighed. “A man gets no ■credit when he pays cash.” A BULL. “Mr. Speaker,” said the new M.P., •“I cannot sit here and keep silence without rising and saying a few words.” NEXT PLEASE! “I’m the ibest partner a man can have at cards,” said the chimney sweep. “I always follow soot.”

“I go one better than that,” replied the bugler; “I always trumpet.’ PAT’S ANSWER. Pat had been in the service of a militia officer for a number of years, and was on terms of such intimacy with the soldier that he dared to be witty at his master’s expense. The officer one day was discussing with his coachman the possibilities of war, and after casting some reflections upon the courage of his retainer, he asked: “Pat, what would you do in case a war broke out?” Pat thought a moment. “Sure,” he said, “Oi think Oi’d shtay at home wid yer honor-”

ESTAB. 184-7. fAHcbcksl I Porous Piaster | "1 A universal remedy '“““"" for pains in the back M (so f re 4 uent > n the case K— -T M lui/AW °f women )- They give x- z M WW-ZZ instantaneous relief. Wherever there is a - L pain, a Plaster should fbil EiZ\ "be applied. ■ I \_*A A Rheumatism, ZzT H ■ / I /] Colds,Coughs, H ■ /aFBIW Weak Chest, - ■ ■ weak Back ’ I ■ ZV/lL ISA Lumbago, ■ ■ 3 Sciatica, Ac. &g. // ■ M ' .ua.Av aiMu uiuiun / For Rheumatiam, or INSIST UPON HAVING _/ Jr Pains in Shoulders. For pains in the region of the ana ’ ■ ■ Elbows, or elsewhere, ■ Kldneyi, orfor a Weak Back, AI or for Sprains, ■ the Plaster should be applied as Stiffness, etc., and for shown above. S) Aching Feet. Plaster should be cut Wherever there is pain apply Z* size and shape, required and applied to Allcock's Plaster. fty' part affected as shown above. REMEMBER— Allcock’s Plasters have been sold by the millions for over 6o years. Like a " good things they have been imitated, but only in appearance. Allcock’s are M guaranteed not to contain Belladonna, Opium or any poison whatever. For Sale by Druggists throughout the World. ALLCJ)CK MANUFACTURING CO., 22 Hamilton Square, Birkenhead, England. ■ The Great Blood Purifier and Tonic. Established i7sa. ■ ■ F or Constipation, Biliousness, Headache, ✓ .X ♦ Dizziness, Indigestion, etc. Purely Vegetable.

THE ROYA L HOTEL VICTORIA-STREET, AUCKLAND. ■ Is the largest Hotel in the City, having 75 Bedrooms, 15 Bathrooms (including Douche and Needle Baths). It has also the finest CORRIDOR of any Hotel in the Dominion, elaborately furnished as a LOUNGE. Moat Popular Hotel with Colonial and Inter-Colonial Travellers. Every convenience and comfort found in i Modern Hotel. Terms, 9s per Diem. S. J. FLEWELLYN, PROPRIETOR.

Dirty Drinking Glasses ! I : . 1 Good-bye to the old Glass Washing " Trough behind the Bar. BaaBBBMBBMI Ail Ingenious Invention, I INDISPENSABLE FOR HOTEL BARS. I A NECESSITY FOR PUBLIC HEALTH. " The “L. & D. AUTOMATIC GLASS AND TUMBLER WASHER” completely abolishes the filthy trough practice, which, is in existence in many hotels throughout the Dominion. The apparatus is simplicity itself, and, being small in size, conveniently stands on the bar or counter in full view of the public. It has a metallic base and spray arrangement. on which is mounted a round glass chamber, into which the tumbler is pressed mouth downwards. The act of doing so at once raises a Fountain Of Water, which washes the inside and outside of the glass in the twinkling of an eye. Every glass is washed in clean, fresh water, and any size glass can be washed; ' SEND FOR FURTHER PARTICULARS TO— | The L, A G/ass A Tumbler Washer Co. I Durham Street, P.O. Box. 652, I AtHKLAND. WELLINGTON. |