THE BRUTE RETORTS.
The Shrew: “ Actually, sir, your > snoring is more than sufficient grounds : for divorce! Why, oh, why do you | sleep with your mouth open?” \
Her Husband (very meekly): “Perhaps, my dear, it’s because I so seldom get a chance to open my mouth when I’m awake!”
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New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVIII, Issue 1034, 30 December 1909, Page 23
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48THE BRUTE RETORTS. New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVIII, Issue 1034, 30 December 1909, Page 23
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