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New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVI, Issue 946, 23 April 1908, Page 22

At forty a man is either a fool or a physician. ” And the fool i s the physician’s patient.” * Mamma,” said the little girl, peering in between two uncut leaves of a magazine, ‘how did they ever get the printing in there?” u & Mr Jones, (in justification): “You will often hear it argued that the presence of a young lady typewriter in an office has a refining influence.” . Mrs Jones (acridly): “Well, I have noticed that since you engaged one, instead of growling : ‘What’s that?’ or ‘Umph !’ when I speak to you, you have acquired the habit of saying: ‘What, dear?’ and Eh, love?’ ” .With difficulty they dragged him from his folding bed that had shut up on him as he slept. ‘That’s the first time I ever was caught napping, ’ he said,, and in enjoyment of ‘the joke forgot his aches. The Chicken’s Point of View.—“ Say, Duckie, I do pity the coming generation ” “Why, Chick?” “ Because that incubator can’t scratch for worms like mother used to do.’”