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New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XIV, Issue 819, 16 November 1905, Page 27

MISCELLANEOUS. King Edwaed VII. was crowned at the second second of the second minute of the second hour of the second day, in the second week of the second month of the second half of the second year of the twentieth century. This interesting coincidence was discovered by Mr A. Dunlop, Morestead Manor, near Winchester. ... «>' * w Not What They Wanted—“ Sir,” began the spokesman of a working-men's deputation, “I have been asked to introduce this deputation. We want shorter hours—” “All right,” replied the employer ; "we will begin at once to-mor-row the dinner-hour will be reduced to three-quarters !” m * Gunner—“ You don’t seem to have much faith in Dr. Lance as an appendicitis expert.” Guyer—“ Faith ? . Why, I wouldn’t let him cut the appendix out of my dictionary.”* ON THE LINER. “Hallo, old chap! Glad to see you eating something. It’s a good sign; keep it up!” “ I’m trying all I can do to keep it down!” # « He: “Do you think your father would offer me personal violence if I were to ask him for you?” She: “ Hardly. But there’s no telling what he will do if you don’t say something pretty soon.” Mrs. Rooney: “ D’yer hear me darter Katie playing ‘ Dolly Gray’ on the pianny?” Mrs. Kelly: “So it’s playin ‘Dolly Gray’ she is now? Shure, she’s played all the nayburs gray two month agone.” E. W. Whitehead & Son, HOTEL BROKERS AND VALUERS, IH, HIGH STREET. Firat-ChBB City Potel averaging £5O per etVJvFVF week. Long unexpired L.sae with compensation in case of reduction or prohibition, making th'R ar ABSOLUTELY SAFE INVESMENT. ft* Comfortable Country Hotel, turnover ottJvVF £l4O per month, rent and expenses low. -f AA-Well-known Comm rcial Hotel in important country town. Close (About* station and theatre. Nett profits £BOO per annum. Phone 1413. Address €< neepondence P.O. Box 580. y~|~ OTELS I HOTELS I HOTELS I IN ALL PARTS OF THE PROVINCE. FREEHOLDS: <£l2oo T 0 £l2 500 LEASEHOLDS: £250 0 £4500. MAKE KNOWN YOUR WANTS. INQUIRY COSTS NOTHING. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. yyENZL gCHOLLUM Hotel Broker and Valuer, 19 and 26, Royal Insurance Buildings, Queen-street, Auckland. ’Phone 1560. OTEL FOR SALE. “We are instructed to lease one of the best hotels in Wellington. The present lease expires in about a month. The takings are said to run to £250 per week; last month the present lessee took £llOO. The beer consumption is estimated between 40 and oOhhds per month. All drinks 6d. This is an absolute free house for everthing. To a good man we are prepared to offer a 10 years’ lease at a moderate rental. The hotel is in a leading position in Wellington, in the best portion of the City. This Hotel has splendid accommodation, and is always full of first-class country visitors. The expense of working is very small. Further particulars will be given to a bona fide purchaser. Apply immediately, to DWAN BROS., Op. Empire Hotel, Willis-st, Wellington. A. HIDE. DERATED WATER MANUFACTURER, TE AWAMUTU. The Newest and Most Up-to-date Appliances in the Colony. Patent Screw-stop-pered Bottles. First of the kind imported into New Zealand. Absolutely no waste. All Descriptions of Mineral Waters Kept on hand. Orders Punctually Attended to. A. HYDE, Te Awamutu.