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WI hope my call h,ix not tired yon.” Min Keen: ’’(th, no. I inherit a wonderfully strong tOßstitutioH.**
‘Pa, what’s a genius?" ‘‘Ask your mother, she married one.” ‘*Why. I didn’t know ma had been married - twice.”
A GOOD EXAMPLE. "Pa, what's an inscrutable smile?" ‘•lt's the kind, mv son. vour mother had on her face this morning when I told her business might keep me out late to-night.” Parkay: “Do you remember Mrs. de la Ware who was divorced last spring? She is going on the stage next winter." Jay: “Becoming an actress?’’. Parkay: “No; simply going on the stage.” Shopper: “I want to buy a neckt'e suitable for my husband.” Salesman: “Sorry, madam, but we are not permitted to sell neckties to women wiio are unaccompanied by men.”
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLIX, Issue 23, 4 June 1913, Page 72
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134Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLIX, Issue 23, 4 June 1913, Page 72
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