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“Don’t you find that rising in tlu* •rmy is rather slow?” “Not in my case. I belong to the aviation corps.”
Xl;«rduppe: That fellow Bjones must have money. Borrowed: So must I. Introduce me to him.
SIZED HER UP, Doctor: Madam, your husband mint have absolute rest. Mrs. C'hatt: Well, doctor, he won’t listen to me. Doctor: A very good beginning, madam; a very good begriming. JI ST LUC K. ‘■Tommy,” said his brother, “you're a regular little glutton. How can you eat so much?” "Don't know. It's just good luck.’’ replied the youngster. IN PRACTICE. Husband.— Your extravagance is awful. When I die you’ll probably have to beg. Wife. —Well, I should be better off than some poor woman, who never bad any practice.
‘Atn I losing weight, >r are these your trousers, Jane?”
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLIX, Issue 18, 30 April 1913, Page 72
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138Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLIX, Issue 18, 30 April 1913, Page 72
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