Our Funny Page

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVIII, Issue 9, 28 August 1912, Page 72

Our Funny Page

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T! ? Y t . i- Why didn't ; .»♦? l l *rir out f'.«C vt.r p truAit. A- I -.ah Mr «b-tr. I h t h’t 3 t

•*tw y*t Mr* me ▼*< mark «&Atns: M«a i (* rr»b*T« Y-*. of *•-*»» *\ ay defer *T«eo. «hj dvu : jou iuacij u.s uua at Ute eanljr starel”

Father —Tom. go and fetch the old horse. Tviu —Why the old one. father? Fattier—Wear out the <dd o.ie first, that's my motto. Tom Well, father, then you fetch the hor>e. Having need of some small chaitg?, the of the house stepped to the tqp of the back stairs. •Ttessie,'* she called to the maid below, “hive you any coppers down t?*ere?" ‘ Ycs'in — two,” faltered Ik'ssie. ’’but they're b »th my cousins. please m'tu.”

Mrs. Xubbur.“ My husband w a perfect brute- Friend—You amaze me! Mrs. Xuhbons—Since baby began feething nothing kept him quiet l»*it pulling liis :>a'> l»eard. Yesterday he sha\e»i A cook li.us !»eeii going round a s ation in the South of India with the fallowing ••character." and is somewhat surprised he is not engaged:—~x\bdul has been my cook for three months; it seems much longer. He leaves, on account of ill-heahh—my ill-h

Miner: ’Ah' now ther'.- r '< ? o”. trouble.” I and* »rd: * What, t: >' in.»’h«r sUoiko. -'.rel> C *X « . bu- nrtiicr>* ? av* g.v’ in, an* Ali're g»tie;i *. a g»j bark i' w»»rk i‘ t*

THE WOOD AND THE STICK,

(. laren'e: Think of me as the sturdy oak. aod you as the dinging vine, my t*weel Editba: Yes. But be a lire oak, Churen-.e dear!

STAGE TALK

• Mu d ' >he h i I her at.-i ? i.i tc • s * I believe it They wer - cryi .ig f»r fh - lii-’i.ey ha- k. p *»i things.**

Client—So the jury gave me a i’masaud dollars. That's great, eh 7 L.vryer—Yes. n»y Ih\v. You don't know h‘ V bi Uy 1 needed it?

SPEAK !.ol I»EK THAN WuEbS”

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