ON ITS FEET AGAIN.

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVIII, Issue 2, 10 July 1912, Page 72

ON ITS FEET AGAIN.

Physician (after the I’our ailment is of long standing. Patient (cheerfully!.—Thin it's convalescin’, begobs! Th’la.sht doethor I wint to towld me tfaot same ailmint wet deep seated!

“I have heard of haughty strides and graceful glides, but the heroine of this melodramatic tale has a sort of zoological walk.” "What kind of walk is that?” "Why, the author speaks of her pursuing her cat like tread with dogged determination."

"T flunk she will make a fine wife. I have been calling on her for several months now, and nearly always find her darning one of her father’s socks." •'•'That caught me, too, until I found out that it was always the same sock,"

Wife—Did you post that letter S gave you? Hubby—Yes, dear. I carried it iu my hand, so I couldn’t forget it. and I dropped it in the first box. I remember, because Wife—There, dear, don’t lie any more. I didn’t give you any letter to post.

‘How does* my new spring ‘hat look, J »hu?’‘ Husband: ‘ I’m! It look& to me like a month’s salary.”