Our Funny Page
"Why don't you give your wife an tllowance?” "1 did once, and site spent it before I could borrow it back."
Hobbs—He was killed by an infernal machine. Nobbs —Did they arrest the chaufeur?
”1 was surprised to see you in difficulties, m'sieu." ‘ Ah, but sis horse —'e is not a sport! 'IS ’E was off before I sire se word!" — ' Loudon Cipiujou."
Young Jones (smitten): "I should say that girl's lovely golden hair was Suite a natural colour." Old Brown: "Ah. my boy, K's a case of perhaps—or peroxide!" —"Loudon Opinion."
**Fle«a«, Master, mayat I get oft thia afternoon! u r grandmother to to be burnt tor a Wit eh."
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVIII, Issue 2, 10 July 1912, Page 72
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114Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVIII, Issue 2, 10 July 1912, Page 72
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