THEY ESCAPE A LOT.
Querieus: “Let’s see; the married men all have better halves, don’t they?” Cynicus: “Yes.” Quericus: “Then what do the bachelors have?” Cynicus: “Better quarters.”
Mrs. Neighbours: “They tell me youg son is on the college football eleven.” Mrs. Malaprop: “Yes, indeed.” Mrs. Neighbours: “Do you know what position he plays?” Mrs. Malaprop: “I ain’t sure, but I think he’s one of the drawback^’ -
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 17, 26 April 1911, Page 72
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67THEY ESCAPE A LOT. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 17, 26 April 1911, Page 72
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