ONLY HAVE PATIENCE.
“You must not ride here. This place is only for foot-passengers.” “Oh, let me alone! I’ll be down in a minute, anyway!”
’•What’s a dilemma?” asked one small boy. ‘‘Well,” replied the other, “it's someIhing like this: If your father says he’ll Vanish you if you don’t let your mother Jut your hair, that’s a dilemma."
Blobbs.—Some fellow swiped my umbrella last night. Slobbs.—Well, that isn't such a serious matter. Blobbs. —It isn’t, eft? I want you to understand that this was one I bought.
•Sure you're thoroughly competent?” ’Well, 1 ran over thirteen persons in eleven months and never was caught.”
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 17, 26 April 1911, Page 72
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105ONLY HAVE PATIENCE. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 17, 26 April 1911, Page 72
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