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Hostess (anxious to make an effect on the new curate): “Dear me, Janet, cook has surpassed herself in the border found the pie! How did she do it?” Janet: “Please, mum, she made it with her false teeth!”
•la conclusion, we can only assure ynu of the pleasure we feel at having suck a diauuguished stranger in our midst."
WONDERFUL. The Mayor of Squeedoodle, N.J.; "Wai, wal! Them city papers is wonderful! I ain't been in town an hour, and they already got the news about it,”
CITY TAX COLLECTOR.
•Humph l I wonder how my wife got them all in there la the first place."
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVI, Issue 12, 22 March 1911, Page 72
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109Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVI, Issue 12, 22 March 1911, Page 72
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