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“Dad, what kind Off a 'bureau is a matrimonial bureau?” "Oh, any bureau that has two drawers lull of women’s fixings and one tie in it.”
Returned Explorer: “Yes, the cold was so intense at the Pole we had to be very careful not to pet our dogs. Miss Youngthing: “Indeed! Why was that!” Returned Explorer: “You see, their tails were frozen stiff, and if they wagged them they would break off.”
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 25, 21 December 1910, Page 76
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73DEFINED. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 25, 21 December 1910, Page 76
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