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COURT HUMOUR.

Scene, Police .Court, Air. Smith found guilty of larceny. Alagistrate: “What’s your name?’* Prisoner: “Smith, your Worship.” Alagistrate: “What trade are you?’ r Prisoner: “Locksmith, sir.’’ Alagistrate (to doek officer) : “Then lock Smith up for fourteen days."

Grandmother Duck: Scandalous! In my day children of that age were at home in the nest.

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 19, 9 November 1910, Page 72

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COURT HUMOUR. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 19, 9 November 1910, Page 72

COURT HUMOUR. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 19, 9 November 1910, Page 72