A man came into a drug store, his open hand on the third button of his vest, and said: “ What should I do! I’ve been drink? ing too much ice-water!” The druggist, loath to prescribe, told him to go to a doctor. “ But,” said the sufferer, “ I can’t taka medicine. I’m a Christian Scientist!” “ Oh, in that case,” replied the druggist, “go to a plumber!”
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLIII, Issue 6, 11 August 1909, Page 4
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