Angry conductor (with hand on the bell-rope): You'll pav vour fare or get off. Tramp: Statistics show that it costs five dollars in wear and tear an’ steam to stop a train. Now, if you rob th’ stockholders of this ’ere road of fiv« dollars, jest ter gratify y’r selfish I’ll report ye to th’ president.”
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLII, Issue 20, 19 May 1909, Page 52
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56Page 52 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLII, Issue 20, 19 May 1909, Page 52
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