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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLII, Issue 19, 12 May 1909, Page 55

Teacher (seeing Johnnie inattentive): “Where does the swallow go in wintertime. Johnny-?” Johnny: “Why—er—it goes straight to the stomach, just like it does any other time.” Mother —“Johnny, you said you’d been to Sunday-school.” Johnny (with a far-away look) — “Yes’m.” Mother—“ How does it happen that your hands smell fishy?” Johnny—“l—l carried home th’ Sun-day-school paper, an’—an' th’ outside page is all about Jonah an’ th’ whale.”