Our Funny P a g e
“Yes, mum, chickens do be such accommodatin’ critiurs. You can eat ’em aft>r® they’re horn, and eat 'em after they’re dead!”
zr f*m afraid I intrude, Mrs. Gamm-idsre?” •‘No, bless you, sir! You mustn’t let th dr dTSu-a-billie decompose* you!*’
ACWAi'AODATING LIQUORS. Bagman- *’Got any good wino, Sis?’* Sui: “ Yea, air. Which’ll yer Jiave—white or red? * Bagman: “Haven’t they got names?” Sis; “Not till they g-> sour. Then daj calls ’em hock and claret.’ 1
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLII, Issue 11, 17 March 1909, Page 72
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81Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLII, Issue 11, 17 March 1909, Page 72
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