Our Funny Page

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLI, Issue 26, 30 December 1908, Page 56

Our Funny Page

RATHER! He: Do you think a young man has as good a chance now as he had twenty or thirty years ago? She: Setter: this is so sudden, but 1 know papa will he delighted.

THE IMPOSSIBLE. Hara: “We girls are getting up a secret society.” Jack: “What’s the secret?” Clara: ‘‘Don’t know yet, but i'll tell you as soon as I'm initiated."

IN A DEPARTMENT STORE. Mrs. Shopper: I’d like to look at some hose. Floor Walker: Yes. Madam! Garden or limb? A QUIET RO4O. “It is easier to be good than great.” remarked the moralizer. “Yes," rejoined the demoralizer, “one has less opposition.”

"What's the matter uow!" "We’re playin’ circus parade—an’ Willie’s a-bein’ the elephant an’ the lien an’ the hipp’otamus an’ the cally-ope, an’ it ain’t fair! M UNJUSTLY SUSPECTED. Mrs. Newlywed: Fred, dear, I’ve done you a great injustice. Mr. Newlywed: In what way? Mrs. Newlywed: Well. I suspected you without reason. 1 asked several of your friends that you go to the club with if you knew how to play poker, and everyone thought a minute and said you didn't.

SO NICE OF HER. Ethel: Sometimes I really think seriously of remaining unmarried. Maud: Think only? Why, I imagined you worried about it. A SUMMER BOARDER. “ Do you keep boarder*? ” “ Nope,” answered Farmer CorntosaeL “We dont’ keep ’em. But there’s always new ones dropping along. Anl to tell you the truth, a summer .hoarder ain’t very good company after /the firs* Alicea or four lays, nohow.”