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Story of a Kiss.

In the Shoreditch (London) County Court on February 13, on a judgment summons being called on, a lady stepped into the box, and, after being requested to remove her glove, the usher administered the oath, adding in true court style, “ Kiss! ” The Lady (indignantlv) ; “Sir!” The Usher: “ Kiss.” The Lady (more indignantly) : “ Sir! ” The Usher (with a gesture of impatience) : “ Kiss! ” The Lady (witheringly) ; “ I am not in the habit ” The Usher (slowly): “Will you kiss the book?” The Lady (blushing hotly) : “Yes, certainly—certainly. Pardon me not understanding you.” (Laughter.)—“Daily Telegraph.” © © ©

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 17, 27 April 1907, Page 48

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Story of a Kiss. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 17, 27 April 1907, Page 48

Story of a Kiss. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 17, 27 April 1907, Page 48