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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXVII, Issue 25, 22 December 1906, Page 25

Alodenr ( <m\cr-al i.uis. Man ami wife at I rain: *• Good by, <l<*.i r. “Good-by. Don’t forget to tell Bridget to have the chops for dinner.” “All I’ght.' “And In* sure and feed the canary.’ ••Luck up the silver every night.” •• Very well.*’ “ And don’t forget that 4hi* ga- man icoming to renew tilt* burners. Be -uri and have him put the tour-loot burner in the servant’s room.” •• I’ll ro’oemher.” “Order kindling wood on 'I hnisila\’ “All right.” “ ( onsult the list I made out if you forget anything.” -I will” “Better not kiss me. Ihople will think we are just married.” •• Nid it thev have been listening.” An American vi-iting Dublin told some startling stories about the he.ght of some of the New \ ork imildmg* l . An Irishman who was li-tening stood it as long as he could, and then queried. “Ye havcuT seen our new<-t hotel, have ye?” The American thought not. • Well.” said the Irishman, “it’s -o tall that we luid to put the two top -t<»i it* on h.uges.” . “What for?” a-ke<l Ike American. -So we could Id ’em down till ths niuun went by.” said Pul.