“Young man,” said the pompous individual, “1 did not always have this carriage. When I first started in life 1 had to walk.” “You were lucky,” chuckled the youth. “When I first started in life I couldn’t walk!” ‘'Won’t you try the chicken salad, judge?” said the boardinghouse-keeper. “I tried it yesterday, ma’am,” replied the witty judge, “and the chicken proved an alibi.”
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXV, Issue 16, 21 October 1905, Page 53
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63Page 53 Advertisements Column 2 New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXV, Issue 16, 21 October 1905, Page 53
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