The Graphic FUNNY LEAF

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXV, Issue 2, 15 July 1905, Page 64

The Graphic FUNNY LEAF

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FINANCE. Touchem: “I say. Cashley, can you let me have five dollars for a week?” Cashley: “Sure, my boy. Just take it out of that ten dollars you owe me and keep it for another week.”

Mr. Bugg: Gee! This must lie a terrible earthquake—the mumbling is something fearful.

Mrs. Newlywed: Oh, Jack. I’m so glad to get back! And so you really dreamed of me every night since I’ve been away? Mr. Newlywed: Yes. dearest! And then l"d wake up and find it was only a blind slamming, or the alarm clock going off, or something like that, you know.

I he Ductor: \\ hat. judge, have yon really forgotten the way we boys used to steal Parmer Perkins’ melons? Why I thought you boasted of having such an excellent memory. Ihe Judge: I have an excellent memory, doctor—it is under perfect control.