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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIII, Issue II, 9 July 1904, Page 50

SELE^ S I WHICH IS 1 FROM | nrnT P I VERSES I Int btoi - j COMPETITIONS An inf.mt there was in Madrid, . An Editor sat in hh den. Who cou.ld not of the spasms get rid ; With his scissors,.paste, paper and pen ; He’d a cough and a cold, and Ids parents, I’m told, Ilia hair was all frills, tike a }»orcupinc’s quills, Vainly laboured to sooth little Syd. As he cikd to his hurri ing men, But his uncle—a bookmaking Yid — “ Make your paragraphs shorter and fewer, Was enraged by the cries of that kid ; For we’ve far too much copy I’m sure ; “ I’ll lay edds on it now. if ,vc« can’t stop his row. There’s enough for a week in t hese poems uni<|u*». Woods’Great Peppermint Cure will.” Ip did. Praising up Woods’Great Peppermint Cure.” Act I.—The herdino here strives *' Hotel Austral. June, *O3. Against a deadlj foe. . Dearest- Giauvs — You h ill be Act 11.- The hero now arrives • Pleased, Ik» ow, to hear I wed And deals a rescuing blow. Tuesday morning next with Fred. Act lII.—A life long bond is told Fondest love—Yorns ever, Flo.” ‘Twixt knight and mai I demure. Cat ’ I'll* wanted him I know , The ca*t included me—A Cold — lie made thousands safe and sure. And Woods’ Great Peppermint Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure. ‘’SATAN’S LAMENT.” The devil sat on his doorstep, wiping a tearful eye. The devil sat on his doorstep, his grief was sad tosec. Curling his tail with a r«xi-hot nail, while his v Alas,” he sobbed, “If this goes on, whatever boarders heard him sigh, will happen to me.” “ Ala**, for the days that are no more, when on the lie tucked his ta*l beneath his arm, he rang the river Styx telephone bell, Friend Charon plied a busy oar from eight o’clock “Charon’s Ferry, and hurry up ’ Satan speaking til! six. * from L - - - When his boat was always full of’.hose whose days That you, Charon ? Satan speaking. What hope on earth were done, of a load to-day Aud who didn’t object to grilling, to pay for their “None whatever. Am closir.g ferry. Cannot make bit of fun. the business pay.” Cut on earth they’ve giv’n up dying, and I sec by The devil 4-airk fainLng on the floor. From his lips this n*ornin'Zs mad there rose a wail. It’s all because Woods’Great Peppermint Cure “Euchered! Because Woods’ Great Pepperhas found a ready sale.” mint Cure lias found a ready tnle.” "“WOODS’ GREAT PEPPERMINT CURE” FOB COUGHS AND CoT SOLD L'TlsllY WHElttl. I'lllCE—llG

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