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SELE e c ™ NS I WHICH IS J FROM | ™ _? I YEARS VERSES | IHt DfcO I B § COMPETITIONS 'Tig said the English nation was The Minister for Customs has Built up on beef and beer, Collection plans well laid, Ana young Australia mutton fed The merchant smuggler’s days are o’er, The ylother-land holds dear ; For duty must be paid ; So let us then our standard raise, Australia this day doth expect, One flag, one hope, one brewer ; That all from rich to poor, The certain brew for chest complaints Will do their duty to themselves, Is Woods* Great Peppermint Cure. With Woods* Great Peppermint Cure. ” What ailelh thee, dearest?” she asked in unrest, “My darlln c l" he murmured, approaching her ! The 'eyes ™ ga Z 7d A and , total eclip,. IIn Ue. like' th“gating"? nutmegs, he said : ““Znt* .T *” Ch “ k3 “ Q<, mo d c e uT‘’” Sh,! " h,SPerCd ’ “ Ut ° ,,0e ’ Snd A bottle o. Wood.’ Great Peppermint Cure.” THE POET THAT FAILED. A bony poet roamed his cottage bare, Now he is hale and hearty, muscular And with his Angers combed his orange hair, As Sandow’s self, and now his lucky star “Fame’smine,” he cried, “ beer, herrings all alive, He thanks, although he could not find a word Mint satioe faith chicken, salad with endive, To rhyme with “Cubk” and his great heart is 0. would be mine for dinner every time, stirred, With fried spring onions, if I could but rhyme What time that pkpper, mint, or Prpprrmikt, This one word • Cure,’ and find a line to match He takes; he’s working as a smith ; no stint Woods* Great Peppermint Cure.” He’s known since that he sacked the Muse and took Woods* Great Peppermint Cure. “WOODS’ GREAT PEPPERMINT CURE” FDD COUGHS AND COLDS SOLD EVERYWHERE, PRIQE~H6

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXII, Issue XXI, 21 May 1904, Page 60

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Page 60 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXII, Issue XXI, 21 May 1904, Page 60

Page 60 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXII, Issue XXI, 21 May 1904, Page 60