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t ust-nner— Waiter. a beefstake ! «jui*k! I’m in a hurry! Waiter—We haven’t any beefsteak. < u-t-»mer —A chop. then. Waiter—Chops is off! Customer —Well. then, an omelet. Waiter--Impossible. sir: we Customer —What! Why have you no ■king at all in your restaurant? Waiter—Yes. sir: we’ve iz*‘t a bailiff Customer (sharpening his knife on the edge of the plate—Then let’s have one.
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXII, Issue XIV, 2 April 1904, Page 68
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