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THE WATERS OF NIAGARA. A man journeyed 3.000 miles to gaza on the falling waters of Niagara. He exclaimed to the American standing by'his side: “Is it not wonderful, sir?” “Humph! Nothing very wonderful about it. It goes over, I suppose, because it can’t help it!” A DISTINCTION. Ethel: What is the difference between a. neck-tie which a girl very much fancies and her young man?

Ernest: One is her ideal bow and the other is her beau ideal.

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXIV, Issue VII, 17 February 1900, Page 308

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Page 308 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXIV, Issue VII, 17 February 1900, Page 308

Page 308 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXIV, Issue VII, 17 February 1900, Page 308