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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXII, Issue XVI, 22 April 1899, Page 531

The Auckland Banjo, Guitar and Mandolin Club gave the fourth concert of the season on Tuesday evening last. There was a large and fashionable audience. Little Sister: ‘What’s the diff’rence ’tween ’lectricity and lightnin’?’ Little Brother: ‘You don’t have i-o pay nothin’ for lightnin’.’ Indignant Woman: ‘This dog I bought of you came near eating my little girl the other day.’ Dealer: ‘Well, you said you wanted a dog that was fond of children, didn’t you?’