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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIX, Issue IX, 21 August 1897, Page 281

Prompt.—‘May I kiss you f ‘No, Mr Simpson ; I don’t feel well enough acquainted.* (Interesting psuje.) ‘There, now do you feel well enough acquainted ?’ * Yes, George.’ * I must have been a fool when I married.’ said little Tompkyns, glaring fiercely sc his wife. • Certainly, my dear,’ said Mrs Tompkyns sweetly. ■lt couldn’t come on so badly all in two years, could it?’ * There are six necessities, you know, for a happy marriage.’ * What are they ?’ * First, a good hueband.’ * And the others ?* * The other five are money.*