CONTEMPT OF COURT.

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XVIII, Issue XX, 15 May 1897, Page 624

CONTEMPT OF COURT.

He : ‘ What allowance do yon think your father ought to make us when we are married ?’ She : ‘Well, if he makes allowance for your faults, I think he will be doing all that can be expected of him.

‘ Two Pounds,’ said the magistrate. ’ But, you Honor,' said the prisoner, ‘ I protest against this fine. I have the right to make a defence against the charge.' * But you have already pleaded guilty,’ said the magistrate. *1 beg your Honor's pardon. I denied the charge in the plainest terms. ’ ‘ Young man.’ said the magistrate sternly, ‘ I want to call vour attention to the fact that the Court understands the English language. You have pleaded guilty in unmistakable words. The plaintiff charges you with assault and battery. It is clearly evident that he has been assaulted and battered. According to your statement he approached you on the street and used abusive language toward you. Then you say you “ didn't do a thing to him.’’ If the Court understands the langaage spoken by seventy millions of people, you immediately wiped up the earth with him. The fine stands, and any further reflection upon the Court's knowledge of English will cost you ten more.’