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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XVI, Issue XIII, 28 March 1896, Page 363

Time to (Jo — Widow : Do you know, Mr Caller, that you remind me -ery much of my late husband ? Mr Caller (looking at watch) : Why, it is late, isn’t it ? Excuse me. I really bad no idea of the time •Johnny.’ said the school teacher, ‘ what is the meaning of a compromise ?' ‘ Well,’ said Johnny, ‘a compromise is what a boy trie* to make when he ha* a pocket full of apples and a good deal bigg* r boy come* along and tells him that if he doesn't give up those apples he will get his face pushed in.’