PARADOXICAL.
She : ‘ Dr. Honeymoon said in his sermon this morning that there will be no quarrels or misunderstandings in heaven.’ He : ‘ And yet only last week he preached about the angelic choir.’ Council for the Defendant (sarcastically) : ‘ You’re a nice fellow, aren't you ?’ Witness for the Plaintiff (cordially) : ‘ I am, sir ; and if I were not on my oath I’d say the same of you.’
He : ' What is your favourite melody ?’ She : ‘ Mendelssohn’s ‘ “ Wedding March.” ’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XVI, Issue XII, 21 March 1896, Page 336
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75PARADOXICAL. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XVI, Issue XII, 21 March 1896, Page 336
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