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Dougal : * Good morning, Donal’. Have you heard about ta accident ?’ Donal' : • No, what is it?’ Dougal : • Macpherson was drooned last nicht.’ Donal’: * What a peety !’ (Sudden recollection, searching his pockets.) * But, gracious me, man, he’s away wi’ ma knife.’
Jones asked bis wife, * Why is a husband like dough!' (He expected she would give it up, and he was going to tell her it was * because a woman needs him,') but she said it was because he was * hard to get off her hands.’ (Then the domestic entente cordiale was rutiled.)
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XV, Issue XXI, 23 November 1895, Page 664
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94CAUSE FOR GRIEF. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XV, Issue XXI, 23 November 1895, Page 664
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