BETTER LUCK.
First Old Bachelor: ‘I wonder what has become of Blankeye. Is he married?’ Second Old Bachelor : ‘ Oh no ; only dead.’
Fred: ‘Yes, I like him well enough, Minnie; but how did you ever happen to marry a man a head shorter than you are?’ Minnie : ‘ I had to choose, Fred, between a little man with a big salary, and a big man with a little salary.’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIII, Issue II, 14 July 1894, Page 48
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68BETTER LUCK. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIII, Issue II, 14 July 1894, Page 48
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