CURED IN AN INSTANT.
Phunky (who has accepted a recommendation to a dentist to remove an aching tooth) : ‘ Oh, con-found it ! He never told me there were three of ’em ; one of ’em sure to be at home !’
Customer (to chiropodist): ‘ What is your charge for removing corns ?’ Chiropodist: ‘ Half a guinea a foot.’ Customer : ‘ Hang it all, man ! you don’t suppose I’ve got ’em so big as all that ?’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIII, Issue II, 14 July 1894, Page 48
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70CURED IN AN INSTANT. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XIII, Issue II, 14 July 1894, Page 48
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