TRIED TO PLEASE HER.
AT THE BALL. ‘ W’here is Ella ?’ ‘ She left the ball-room a few minutes ago, saying, that she didn’t fancy being squeezed in a crowd.’ ‘Was Charley with her ?’ ‘ Yes; and I think by this time he has found a placewhere there is no crowd.’ '
‘ I love you,’ said the bicyclist To the maid he did admire. ‘ Oh, dear 1’ said she, ‘ you cause in me A large pneumatic tire.’
‘ With the exception of “ procrastination ” you are thegreatest thief of time I ever heard of,’ remarked the judge to a prisoner in whose pockets no fewer than fifteen watcheswere found.
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XII, Issue XIII, 31 March 1894, Page 312
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103TRIED TO PLEASE HER. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XII, Issue XIII, 31 March 1894, Page 312
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