DIDN’T WANT TO BE RUDE.

New Zealand Graphic, Volume X, Issue 22, 3 June 1893, Page 528

DIDN’T WANT TO BE RUDE.

At a cricket match played in the park of Lord Sheffield during the past season there was a scarcity of available talent. It was necessary, in consequence, to secure the services of one of the footmen of the hall as umpire. In due course Lord Sheffield, bis master, went in, and the village bowler was put on. The second ball his lordship stopped with his leg, and the cry of * How’s that ?’ was raised. It was the footman who had to answer, and, turning to his master he exclaimed, in a half-apologetic tone—- ‘ I’m afraid I must say “ Not at home,” my lord.’ * Not at home ?’ cried his lordship. ‘ What do you mean ?’ • Well, then, my lord,’ Jeames made answer, ‘ if you will have it, I mean that you’re hoot!’