HE WASN’T ALLOWED TO SENTIMENTALISE
Aproxstrixgs : ‘ After all, Henpeck, what a world of meaning in those sad, sad words, “ It might have been.'” Henpeck : ‘ Say, Apronstrings, did you ever go home at 2 o’clock in the morning and find your wife waiting for you? Apronstrings : ‘ Yes. Why ?’ Henpeck: ‘Well, for genuine sadness “It might have been ’’ doesn’t begin to compare with “ Where have you been ’
Rupert : ‘ How kind Egbert is to scratch that strange dog's ear?’ Wilfred : ‘ Why. my dear boy. Eggie’s legs are so long that he thinks he’s scratching himself.'
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume V, Issue 49, 6 December 1890, Page 20
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92HE WASN’T ALLOWED TO SENTIMENTALISE New Zealand Graphic, Volume V, Issue 49, 6 December 1890, Page 20
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