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APPEARANCE OF A GENTLEMAN.

Barrister : ‘Now, air, you have stated under oath that this man had the appearance of a gentleman. Will you be good enough to tell the jury how a gentleman looks, in your estimation F Downtrodden Witness : ‘ Well, er—a gentleman looks—er —like—er ’ Barrister : ‘ I don’t want any of yonr ers, sir ; and remember that you are on oath. Can you see anybody in this court room who looks like a gentleman ?’* Witness (with sudden asperity): ‘I can if you'll stand out of the way. You’re not transparent.’

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume V, Issue 46, 15 November 1890, Page 20

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APPEARANCE OF A GENTLEMAN. New Zealand Graphic, Volume V, Issue 46, 15 November 1890, Page 20

APPEARANCE OF A GENTLEMAN. New Zealand Graphic, Volume V, Issue 46, 15 November 1890, Page 20