Widow : ‘ I wish to order a tombstone for my husband's grave, and I want a nice epitaph on it.’ Stone-cutter : • Yes'in. May I ask your husband’s business?’ Widow : • Well, he was a-a-a professional card player.’ Stonecutter: • H-m-m-m. How would “ Waiting for the Last Trump" suit, do you think, madam ?’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume V, Issue 43, 25 October 1890, Page 6
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49Untitled New Zealand Graphic, Volume V, Issue 43, 25 October 1890, Page 6
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