THAT’S A BUSINESS SECRET.
Teacher : ‘ 'Well, Vogel, how many ounces make a pound ?’ Vogel (the grocer’s son) : ‘ Sixteen !’ Teacher: ‘Correct! And how many pounds make a hundred weight. Brisket ?’ Brisket (the butcher’s boy): ‘ A hundred !’ Teacher : ‘ Right again ! Now, Winterstein, how many hundred weights are there in a ton ?’ Winterstein (the coal dealer’s hopeful): ‘ That’s a business secret !’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume VI, Issue 37, 13 September 1890, Page 20
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58THAT’S A BUSINESS SECRET. New Zealand Graphic, Volume VI, Issue 37, 13 September 1890, Page 20
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