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WHAT THE HOUSE WANTED.

A gentleman who was habitually taking liberties with the Queen’s English was returned as member for a colonial Parliament. Delighted with the importance of his new position, he rose, on the first chance that offered, to make his maiden speech. ‘Gentlemen,’ he said, by way of introduction, ‘ what ’ave we before the ’ouse, to-night ?’ ‘ I think we have “ h ” before ’ouse, gentlemen,’ was the prompt reply of a witty, but rude, member of the Opposition.

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New Zealand Graphic, Volume VI, Issue 35, 30 August 1890, Page 20

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WHAT THE HOUSE WANTED. New Zealand Graphic, Volume VI, Issue 35, 30 August 1890, Page 20

WHAT THE HOUSE WANTED. New Zealand Graphic, Volume VI, Issue 35, 30 August 1890, Page 20