WIT AND HUMOUR

Waikato Times, Volume 125, Issue 20887, 19 August 1939, Page 16 (Supplement)

WIT AND HUMOUR

VERY SEEDY -\Yife: I’ve .just received a letter! from mother. She says she’s feel- , ing very seedy. Husband: I'm, 1 suppose that means ' she’s going to plant herself on us. j NOT MUCH LEFT Hiking Husband: 1 don’t see that 1 i! matters much if burglars do break into the house: we can't have left, much at home. HIS PROBLEM Little .Johnny should have been hard at his homework. As it was, his father found him listening to the wireless and sucking his pencil. •Well." asked his father, "why don't you get on with your work?" "i cdikt, dad." came Johnny’s reply, "until I've heard the latest news bulletin. You see, I've got to draw a map of Europe.”

1 Alive: •"Why is Brown looking so wor- , ried?" I "He’s been contesting his wife’s j will.” j 1 didn't know his -wife was dead.** ! 'That’s .just it —she isn’t.”