Little Laughs

Waikato Times, Volume 123, Issue 20693, 31 December 1938, Page 19 (Supplement)

Little Laughs

FAVOURITISM Jack: “There’s a lot of favouritism in our family.” Uncle: “ Why, Jack, what do you mean? ” Jack: “Well, I get punished if I bite my finger-nails and when baby puts his foot Into his mouth they think it’s cute.” HE TURNED ROUND Mother: “Willie, how dare you kick your little brother in the stomach.” Willie: “His own fault. He turned around.” DETERMINATION Mother: Our baby shows great determination. Father (Proudly): Yes? Mother: Yes. He’s spent the whole day blowing soap bubbles and trying to pin one to the wall. OUT OF DARKNESS "How's the baby?" asked a neigh- | bour. , "Fine.” replied the proud parent, i "Don’t you find that a baby ■ brightens up the house wonderfully?” 1 "Yes," was the answer, “we have ; the light on most of the night now.” WEEK IN. WEEK OUT Squire: So I hear vou've married, George. Quid George, who had astonished the village by getting married: Ay, ' zur. I always vowed I'd never wed till ! I'd a regular income, week in. week | out. Squire: Indeed. George, and so ! you've got it at last ? j <»uld George: oy. zur. I started drawin’ me old-age pension la.st Friday.