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Waikato Times, Volume 118, Issue 18764, 20 December 1935, Page 11

y y Gift List! Tim and Rn, Prime Inkstigators of the “Society for the Suppression of Useless Christmas Gifts,” recommend the following suggestions, as a solution of the problem of 4 ivhat to give ’:

o fc •- 2 s\FATHER: Give Dad a basin of Bowling Club beverage and then bring on your Spanish Armadas —Make it at least 2 dozen to take the sting out of the bills. To say nothing of how easy it will be for young Harold to borrow the car for Heeltaps-Smith's party. MOTHER: It’s mighty \ \ hot in the kitchen, pre- \ *2 ' paring rations for a 7 V ' j hungry family. But as S < father bites like a Mako C shark if we touch his pri- ' vate supply, we'd better include an extra J-doz. for the Mater. a @ AUNTS and UNCLES: Quantities of Genial Timaru in accordance with the testamentary dispositions of their Wills. so that could CA.( ** 7) I— but , BROTHER HAROLD: Harold has been an in- /-> fernal nuisance, seizing S' all the empties, so that si " Heeltaps-Smith make home-brew since that last party—well—ask Harold. Yes, 4 * sir! Harold drinks real beer these days. Better make it a doz. SISTER TRIXIE: (The Typiste.) The family Garbo should have a dozen, if it’s only prevent her boy-friend from crooning or playing (?) his piano-ac-cordian. And when Uncle George comes in from the farm, a spot of hospitality is worth at least three pairs of gorgeous silk stockings. ANYONE and EVERYONE: Timaru ~. More Timaru... And still more Timaru 1 « Mo / iend •lay-i-ar- ’ IMARU THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD Bottled with loving care by Anzac Avenue, Auckland.

COACH AVAILABLE. TO PLAY IN TEST MATCHES. OTAGO BODY'S DECISION. (By Telegraph—Press Association.) DUNEDIN, Thursday. The Otago Cricket Association decided last night that the coach, Badcock, should be granted permission to play if selected in test matches at Dunedin and Wellington. The Auckland Association suggested that a. full day’s cricket be played on Christmas Day in the Otago-Auckland Plunket Shield match, and the matter was left to the discretion of the Auckland body.